8th
Chelovek Shedevr - Scratch like Zizek
[intro - screwed]
Why that mothafucka always scratchin his deck?
cause that mothafucka’s ill and he scratch like zizek
But why that mothafucka scratch all the time?
cause a sick mothafucka like me sposed to rhyme
so why you need a dj like zizek to rhyme?
so mothafucka’s like you don’t forget the time
hey yo
isn’t that like the guy that like…
I don’t know man
oh yeah like
look it up in the back of Violence or something man I don’t know
hmmm, it says lujubbliana
yeah right
here, mix this shochu with that juice
this spice is giving me a headache dude
me too man.
anyway the other night once again, surrounded by asian chicks
and I couldn’t quite tell what was real and an illusion
but we threw darts like it was innocent
I felt that old thrill of the hunt kickin in
I hated lyin, not a real player, too soft
but sometimes these broads find that spot and I had to change it up
told em we can go to the club if both of yall is cool with stayin up
could a blown like 5 days with the both of them
instead I was out of the karaoke booth by 6 am
but on to bigger worser things
reasonin aint functioning my logic fucked up that ring
pistoning, a real hard worker, you could say a gardener
cause I spent all night underground workin with plants
givin broke mothafuckas a chance to revamp on uncle sam
reason I hate my green eggs
goose goose tycoons got me down here smokin on regs
while they up around 70 and spreadin legs
true equaliza is pfiza not the feds
it’s funny bred, if they came from Bed I wouldn’t wanna see em dead
meanwhile everybody obsessed with frequency, recency
when what they really need is decency and delinquency
if everybody gave their bills more time to bleed
maybe then we could destroy the culture
that says if we CAN do it, we supposed to
remote controlled vultures
teenage targets in the dessert, bloody wedding dresses
and theres no fuckin war that makes that right
like paula schultz six feet can’t keep us from makin right might
blow up like the world trade? if that rhyme was made in this decade
big man be deaded twice you can bet that on ya life
cause the only thing that make it on huffpost and o’rye
is the next explosion, good designs and lower case i’s
cover’s blown, I’m gonna need a new disguise
scratch like zizek, then let it spin a couple times
[intro repeat]
Why that mothafucka always scratchin his deck?
cause that mothafucka’s ill and he scratch like zizek
But why that mothafucka scratch all the time?
cause a sick mothafucka like me sposed to rhyme
so why you need a dj like zizek to rhyme?
so mothafucka’s like you don’t forget the time
[sample]
“they’re vegetarians.” “They’re what?
“they’re vegetarians.” “They’re what?”
“they’re vegetarians” “They’re what?”
“degenerates, they will turn into monkeys”
alright give me another try
the motion of the ocean if the ocean was shallow
ok I move like a horse and my complexion sallow,
but neither am I hung up
how many mc’s would put that shit up front
born that way so I gotta be proud as fuck
don’t care
put em in the air, the shit in my care look like care bares wrapped in plastic
candy rain at the end of my pot
of gold that’s soul for real and not one song sold
proud as hell of that
don’t need a plaque, just a girl with fantasy potential
fuck white rappers with no mental who try to prove
of course I know who you about to accuse
if I don’t care who listens you can’t tell me I lose
so swallow that skittle ass criticism
while I hit another smidgin of this mary poppins
and you dig the witicisms i’ve recently been droppin
bitches smoke on our chalices fall through ceilings like alices
I aint no shaft, i’m more like ernest
it’s like a jungle sometimes, I’m feeling like Mogley
behind your back like Ginobili
you can never control me
degenerates, eat more turkey
