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Chelovek Shedevr - “Bill”

Chelovek Shedevr - “Bill”

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no socks, stick forts and pine needles

I roam, without payin for it

a sagitarian

in your home

forest creatures, aware of this new beast

gossipin

while i’m blossomin like Maurice Sendak over beats

occasional tweets

of blue birds on my shoulder

the birds are real in this cartoon though

and I done climbed a lot of trees to get here

sounds and colors so clear

the waterfront dive, a tear

nickel highs and skies of blue

Frazier and Disney, I can waltz to this tune

black jokes and green fumes

red dirt and red man tombs, extermination

grows dark yellow in the afternoon

blood hungry birds ate my crumbs

no way back to where I came from

so happy here I can hear the drums

short shrift, fo fum

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Dec
10th
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Chelovek Shedevr - Kandinsky Orientalisches

Chelovek Shedevr - Kandinsky Orientalisches

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get this sick moskvich a thermometer

your sapogi best not step to me

unless you get a pedometer

hope vladimir brought his shagomer

cause i’m an ice cold cubo futurist hit man

and my ice pick stick from kazan to here

fuck the atmosphere

lets blast this tajik weed like baikonomyr

hangin way up now in the corner, iconic

ironically they said im unorthodox

they aint feelin me cause I refuse to wear socks with birkenstocks

I eat my bloody buckwheat in reeboks

my muddy feet still kick like a beat box

knees lock as I step back for a clear shot,

like the fugees in vladivostok

rhymes hit you out of earshot

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Dec
8th
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Chelovek Shedever - Alma Mater

Chelovek Shedever - Alma Mater

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So many hollywood mcs

from welton academies, getting buried

like a dead poet cemetary

I slam boots, party secretaries

20,000 entirely different leagues, you underwater

fuck your alma mater, I’m walkin on the moon like Gordon Sumner

Knock boots, kutsu, cahoots

this shit ain’t for googles and loot

it’s for giggles and poots

Jones got me on the edge but that boat propeller don’t bother me

My soul is prepared, clique tight like the priory

i’m joint chiefin and stayin quiet

like peter pace

my competition is ephemeral I don’t lose face

my trailer parked ozark

I will always have a base

don’t do it for the grammar

i just do it for my mammaw

to stay out the slamma

eat chow chow with my ham and find a bad mamma jam

and…. i’m…….

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Chelovek Shedevr - Chinese Arithmetic/2011

Chelovek Shedevr - Chinese Arithmetic/2011

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They got a great wall all we got is wall street

a billion hungry bellies and they all wanna eat

black president but he still aint free

from Black Rock to Gold Man they still elite

So it’s time to do the math like Rakim and B

Robbed us of the vote now all we got is a tweet

so take the streets back ya’ll vote with ya feet

straw in a needle stack

needle broke the camel’s back

we like a bad omen

for fat cats and white old men

99 and one

ask ya dead masta where the strength come from

so experienced and so damn young

the math ya’ll

yo I aint the first to deliver the message

Grandmaster Erik B and Jeru wrote the preface

It goes back to the days of the fall of Rome

You wanna conquer the world

but you broke ya own home

Fuck man, everywhere I look

it’s Brutus and Judas and Captain Hook

Killin kids’ dreams faster than a crack fiend

is no sleep better than that dream?

Wake up America, recognize the time,

History don’t repeat itself, it rhymes

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Chelovek Shedevr - V

Chelovek Shedevr - V

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I got rhymes like dimes and nickels you rap like tommy pickles

met a girl outside penn station said can I borrow five dollars so I can call my kids?

I said i’ll give you ten if you can prove that they exist she said who that is

so I gave it to her with southern diction

i’m half of jules and vin from pulp fiction

i’m jules and jim from a classic french film

used to be juice and gin but now i’m juelz and jim

from fred doug to doug fresh to sugar hill i spit poems

like a white lil kim but not fem

enine, like a black eminem without valium

now she know the ozark valley i’m in

and you know how the rest played

like madison square i’m lookin over there

wishin she was out my hair and she had welfare

but she spent it elsewhere

save the fuckin story i’m the fuck up outta here

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Chelovek Shedevr - Scratch like Zizek

[intro - screwed]

Why that mothafucka always scratchin his deck?

cause that mothafucka’s ill and he scratch like zizek

But why that mothafucka scratch all the time?

cause a sick mothafucka like me sposed to rhyme

so why you need a dj like zizek to rhyme?

so mothafucka’s like you don’t forget the time

hey yo

isn’t that like the guy that like…

I don’t know man

oh yeah like

look it up in the back of Violence or something man I don’t know

hmmm, it says lujubbliana

yeah right

here, mix this shochu with that juice

this spice is giving me a headache dude

me too man.

anyway the other night once again, surrounded by asian chicks

and I couldn’t quite tell what was real and an illusion

but we threw darts like it was innocent

I felt that old thrill of the hunt kickin in

I hated lyin, not a real player, too soft

but sometimes these broads find that spot and I had to change it up

told em we can go to the club if both of yall is cool with stayin up

could a blown like 5 days with the both of them

instead I was out of the karaoke booth by 6 am

but on to bigger worser things

reasonin aint functioning my logic fucked up that ring

pistoning, a real hard worker, you could say a gardener

cause I spent all night underground workin with plants

givin broke mothafuckas a chance to revamp on uncle sam

reason I hate my green eggs

goose goose tycoons got me down here smokin on regs

while they up around 70 and spreadin legs

true equaliza is pfiza not the feds

it’s funny bred, if they came from Bed I wouldn’t wanna see em dead

meanwhile everybody obsessed with frequency, recency

when what they really need is decency and delinquency

if everybody gave their bills more time to bleed

maybe then we could destroy the culture

that says if we CAN do it, we supposed to

remote controlled vultures

teenage targets in the dessert, bloody wedding dresses

and theres no fuckin war that makes that right

like paula schultz six feet can’t keep us from makin right might

blow up like the world trade? if that rhyme was made in this decade

big man be deaded twice you can bet that on ya life

cause the only thing that make it on huffpost and o’rye

is the next explosion, good designs and lower case i’s

cover’s blown, I’m gonna need a new disguise

scratch like zizek, then let it spin a couple times

[intro repeat]

Why that mothafucka always scratchin his deck?

cause that mothafucka’s ill and he scratch like zizek

But why that mothafucka scratch all the time?

cause a sick mothafucka like me sposed to rhyme

so why you need a dj like zizek to rhyme?

so mothafucka’s like you don’t forget the time

[sample]

“they’re vegetarians.” “They’re what?

“they’re vegetarians.” “They’re what?”

“they’re vegetarians” “They’re what?”

“degenerates, they will turn into monkeys”

alright give me another try

the motion of the ocean if the ocean was shallow

ok I move like a horse and my complexion sallow,

but neither am I hung up

how many mc’s would put that shit up front

born that way so I gotta be proud as fuck

don’t care

put em in the air, the shit in my care look like care bares wrapped in plastic

candy rain at the end of my pot

of gold that’s soul for real and not one song sold

proud as hell of that

don’t need a plaque, just a girl with fantasy potential

fuck white rappers with no mental who try to prove

of course I know who you about to accuse

if I don’t care who listens you can’t tell me I lose

so swallow that skittle ass criticism

while I hit another smidgin of this mary poppins

and you dig the witicisms i’ve recently been droppin

bitches smoke on our chalices fall through ceilings like alices

I aint no shaft, i’m more like ernest

it’s like a jungle sometimes, I’m feeling like Mogley

behind your back like Ginobili

you can never control me

degenerates, eat more turkey

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Nov
15th
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HCM City, 2011

HCM City, 2011

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Oct
11th
Tue
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верно (verno)

The word “verno” sunk its piles into my brain long before I knew its meaning. Was it me, or did people’s voices drop ever so slightly when this word crossed their lips (emphasis on the first syllable, the vowel is somewhere between ier in ‘tier’ and ear from ‘to tear’). I sensed in verno something that predated my attempts to learn a second tongue, there was something about it that went back to my first attempts to mimic the sounds of my surroundings. As a word, verno seemed a kind of incontrovertible truth, a verdict whose usage seemed preordained by time and fate. I hesitated to even look it up. The time would come, I thought, and I would know to use it. Words like faithful; true; right; correct; accurate; exact; safe; sure; reliable; and certain had their places, but they were so subordinate to context, so papery and lifeless compared to this venerable Russian modifier. After twelve years of studying Russian, it was just the other day that I realized why my reverence for this word ran so deep. There is a sort of Belfastian peace wall that keeps proper nouns and (improper?) nouns from hurling paving stones at one another. I’ve always wondered about this division, and how it affects our attempts to learn another language. Proper nouns, like the names of brands, cities and family members, are in a sense common linguistic property. We don’t normally ‘try’ to remember them because we don’t need to, they’re sticky as hell, and often lead to disputes with serious political/economic consequences that are very boring. As a way to break the extended tedium of studying a foreign language, however, it’s kind of nice when somebody hands you a swag bag of proper nouns that translate themselves effortlessly. What happened in my case, with verno, was just the opposite. I had nothing to go on, no leads. Like a beat cop trying to solve an international conspiracy, I faced the problem of jurisdiction, but enjoyed the luxury of anonymity. What good could tracking a word back to its roots do when those roots were not my own? I went gumshoeing through the whole of the Russian language only to discover that this word is really pretty common, in fact it’s a little dull, and my reverence for it was more self-induced than anything else. A dead end. It was only the other day, when I was drunk enough to clamber up the wall separating the titled classes from their common brethren that I realized what this word meant for me. I started thinking, “If verno was a brand of deodorant, would I buy it?” (yes, definitely, I’m in Japan now on another linguistic journey and could go for a stick of Sure) [CS - I looked this up, it’s marketed as Rexona in Russia/CIS]. Then, “If verno was an English word, what would it remind me of? Of course, my dad, Vernon!” I realized. All I had to do was reject the distinction between proper and common, noun and modifier, and as these distinctions vanished I realized why this word was so significant. A bridge formed between what I had hitherto considered the Russian English parts of my brain. How soon do people learn their parents’ names? I don’t know, but it’s got to be pretty deep down in the primordial muck of linguistic development, strange that I didn’t group these in with the other propers. I guess there are proper nouns and proper nouns.

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Jun
3rd
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